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March 14, 2008 07:26 AM EDT -- I received this image in an email from a friend.  Apparently it was taken at our local town park.  more
Thoughts On Exercise
by Jill D.
views: 26 | rating: 10 | comments: 7
March 17, 2008 11:14 AM EDT -- From an email I received: Walking can add minutes to your life. This  enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000  per month. My grandmother . . . more
Updating Shakespeare
by Rhetta A.
views: 102 | rating: 9.8 | comments: 49
April 28, 2008 10:31 AM EDT -- Just for fun, I've been rewriting Shakespeare's "Shall I Compare Thee to A Summer's Day." Here's his version: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more . . . more
April 03, 2008 05:15 PM EDT -- NOTE:The opinions in this piece are not all those of the poster: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository . . . more
Humor from my email
by Rhetta A.
views: 15 | rating: 10 | comments: 6
April 13, 2008 02:28 PM EDT -- A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, . . . more
March 24, 2008 11:43 AM EDT --    AAAAAAAA! Don't get me wrong, I love my husband. I just love him better when I don't have to spend every day with him.    I'm used to nice, quiet, peaceful days. . . . more
April 07, 2008 06:30 PM EDT -- If E=MC squared an Pi is three fourteen If man has solved the riddles of time and all the wonders unseen   If man has made it to the stars and contemplates galaxies If ancient . . . more
March 28, 2008 03:15 PM EDT -- So, two days ago, my daughter created a MySpace for Fred Darling, her chihuahua. (The same Fred of whom I posted the picture, seemingly driving her car.)  Now, Fred has 26 friends already. This . . . more
March 29, 2008 08:23 PM EDT --    I had to drive my husband somewhere today. I think it took him about 10 minutes to realize that him trying to put his foot through the floorboard would not make the car stop any quicker. . . . more
June 07, 2008 06:11 PM EDT -- Just because I don't have enough guilt about not being able to remember to feed my virtual dog, these people think I need a plant that tells me  how it's feeling. I read on Care2 about . . . more
March 24, 2008 07:33 PM EDT -- Oh, lend me your ears as I tell you A housewife's lament, both sad and true How her trusty helper passed away And how her tears fell on that fateful day.   A day like any other, . . . more
March 26, 2008 08:31 AM EDT -- I cleaned my fridge, cleaned it well- didn't know I was in for a day of hell It all started when I reached way in the back and came across an ominous, mysterious pack.   "What's . . . more
May 12, 2008 01:40 PM EDT -- Dear Hapless Houswife,    Here is a question, I'm sure many women-married, or in a relationship with a man-would enjoy an answer to; How can the remote control batteries be changed, . . . more
December 04, 2008 10:48 AM EST -- A co-worker just came up to my desk and said "I had a nightmare that Obama put you in charge of the federal budget."  Now I guess I should explain.  I have this reputation.  . . . more
April 14, 2008 08:43 AM EDT -- I tried to make a cake It came out one side flat So another one I tried to bake This one scared the cat.   I thought I might have more luck If I made an apple pie I rolled the . . . more
August 01, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --  My hubby decided it was time to change the air conditioner filter. To do this,you sit on the ground, you remove 3 screws and a cover, remove the old filter, put in the new, replace the cover . . . more
For South Park Fans!
by Rhetta A.
views: 24 | rating: 10 | comments: 6
April 01, 2008 09:46 AM EDT --  Trey Parker and Matt Stone have made a new website available that will make every episode of all 12 seasons free! The site also features games, clips, news and a whole lot more. Here's the official . . . more
April 26, 2008 03:17 PM EDT -- 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is . . . more
Bread is Dangerous
by Lesli B.
views: 59 | rating: 10 | comments: 30
September 12, 2008 08:57 AM EDT -- A wonderful little gem from my email. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on . . . more
April 03, 2008 07:36 PM EDT --    I had to give my dog a bath today.                                      . . . more
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